dur-battery-um-phobia

when a person is scared of a duracell battery.

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia

by pattatoe-fellow23 March 29, 2011

battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.

Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 27, 2022

battery candy

Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.

Do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 30, 2023

twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left

Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.

by ilovechingy8 May 13, 2011

Brown Battery

When two Males are having anal sex the penis is called the "brown battery"

"Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"

by whizkidddd February 08, 2013

poundland battery

To be of very little energy and seemingly useless

Jack “I see that lazy bastard has turned up to work today”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery”

by Tomfoolery80 January 03, 2020

Lipo batteries

Rc car batteries, that have a lot of power, but become bombs, if not treated right. They're basically note 7's but a less explosive if treated right. If not they become balloons.

Ah shoot I left the Lipo batteries in the sun and now they're puffed bombs.

by Starcup May 13, 2021