BATMAN BATMAN

Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made.

Steps for making batman:

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Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.

Adam: BATMAN
Jaxon: BATMAN BATMAN
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Josepi Carlito Antonio III February 9, 2022

bati

another word for a fagget

"just wipe that look off your bati face"---Sublime

by ryan October 22, 2003

Patrick Bateman finish

While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.

See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.

by Undercover Lover April 28, 2007

baltimore crab cake

A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.

"I can't believe I don't have Old Bay all over my face after that huge Baltimore crab cake!"

by little_bit_of_red September 10, 2009

the third robin for batman

tim drake

did you know that the third robin for batman was tim drake?

by batman/bruce wayne-obvious January 31, 2009

Baltimore sleigh ride

A police tactic for meting out street justice to uncooperative suspects whereby the subject is shackled, but not seat belted, in a paddy wagon. The van is then driven wildly to throw the subject violently against the walls of the van.

The guy was mouthing off to me. I had to give him a Baltimore sleigh ride.

by Ted Bellicose May 2, 2015

Baltimore

The city in Maryland that's bashed repeatedly on this site by those who have never been there before. One can easily travel through the East Side of Baltimore with no problem at all: black, white, man, woman. What's more, bands frequently play in the neighborhoods that you fear the most, and they manage to lug their instruments back and forth without any mugging/robbing attempts whatsoever.

We do have the STDs and weed, though.

I walked up and down North Avenue with twenties hanging out of my pockets, and nothing happened to me.

by Fuck a Bitch May 13, 2005