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Bat Sploof

A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).
Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!
by Keefe Krazy February 27, 2009
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Albino Bat

When you have cocaine remnants left in your nose following a three day binge. Often resembling a booger but white.
"Aye bruh, ole boy that came over here you knew he was on that white girl. He had all kind of albino bats in his nose."

"Co-worker. - You have alot of those albino bats. You might want to go clean your nose.

Me. - Note to self. Clean nose after coke."
by JSR1 September 2, 2014
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Bat Diamond

The pure & unbridled essence of masculinity and ass-kickery. The ultimate symbol of the man libido and hossness.
by paranoidata February 17, 2010
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ball bat

by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 25, 2009
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bat-grupo

Bat-grupo is a group on Facebook for Tumblr users, that way, you NEED to have Tumblr (no excuses) to be part of it. Otherwise, the ban vai eat teu habbo.

The group was created by Neilson Araújo with the aim of amuse the members.

A quick resume of Bat-grupo's rules is: respect everyone else in the same way (bixa, zé gotinha da petrobrás, pastel de flango, etc), like it or not; We're not instagram, want to make an album? www.instagram.com < make yourself an account, kid; No nudes; No explicit drugs; No douchey comments; Don't you like a person? Block her/him and keep it in your panties, sweetheart; Don't share your account in social networks all over the place, keep that in your panties as well. And finally: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

The group has been knocked down a few times but oh well, we're back, you know why? Nós somos o forninho que vocês não conseguem segurar.

É treta? Eu que fiz!
(Yev, larga teus velcros e volta pra gente)
I'm part of Bat-grupo.
by hotaria December 4, 2014
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Bat Lairadox

Being batman, having a bat lair, than deciding you no longer want to be batman, only to figure out that you have no choice but to be batman. This results in loving and hating your bat lair causing a bat-lairadox.
"I am a bat, man. I live in a space age under ground lair that leaks water from the ceiling(dont know why i havnt fixed that yet..my car drives itself though) and i love it. but i dont want to be bat man and i hate this lair because i am bat man. i have found myself in a bit of a bat lairadox.
by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011
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Negan's Bat

Much in the same way Riker's Beard signified Star Trek: The Next Generation finding itself, and much in the same way Jump the Shark led to Happy Days' demise, Negan's Bat is a TV trope signifying an unprecedentedly awful cliffhanger, which makes no sense and leads to a butchering of iconic and beloved scenes.

Origins of this phrase come from Season Six of the Walking Dead, which ended on a cliffhanger showing a first person POV of Negan's Bat.

Also see: Getting Lucille'd
Bobby: Yo, did you see the Walking Dead this week?
Tommy: Nah, man. Not since they pulled a Negan's Bat like that. Such bullshit.
by TheDukeWindsor June 22, 2016
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