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Mellon Ballin

Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.

It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.
I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.

Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.
by n0ci nasty September 5, 2009
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Cheese Ballin

When two lesbians scissor and a guy with one nut sticks it in-between them so its in both their vaginas.
-"Dude did you see Brad cheese ballin with Nat and Sarah!?"
-"Hell yea! It was fabulous!"
by Boomboom336 June 15, 2010
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Trick-or-Ballin

That's pretty trick-or-ballin.
by Max, Will, and Randy December 12, 2007
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snow-ballin

when a man ejaculates in girl/guys mouth then that person makes out with another person, therefore swaping the cum from mouth to mouth
Greg loves to watch girls snow-ballin his man juice
by PERVbitch January 16, 2007
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not ballin

dude. he just killed a baby. that is so not ballin.
by zachattack0428 April 29, 2007
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Fuck you! I'm ballin!

An outrageously gangsta expression a person will make when he doesn't give a fuck and is truely balling like a motherfucker, typically accompanied by middle fingers and rockstar signs. The statement is not to be taking literally; it is simply a fun expression without any expectation of response. However, fucking and balling are always fun.
(at Party)

random dude: "yo what's up Joe!"

Joe: "yoooooo!"

random dude: "haha you're drunk as fuck man!"

Joe: "Fuck you! I'm ballin!"
by Mr Tasty July 21, 2009
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LAD Ballin

Stands for Looking for Alot of Dick Ballin. When a male is ballin out but his purpose is to attract members of the same sex.
Hey, did you see the rims on that truck?

Yeah, but that guy is LAD Ballin.
by teamutleyowned July 27, 2008
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