Average Nebraskan

When you're driving on the highway while getting finger banged by your passenger.

I was driving 75mph on the highway and noticed the car in the left lane driving erratically. I looked over and noticed a woman getting an average nebraskan so I quickly passed them to avoid an accident.

by Nugzy November 21, 2022

Average titty committee

A committee full of girls who aren’t big boobie Betty but they also not flat Francesca JADA!

Girl 1- I’m apart of the average titty committee!

Girl 2- What’s that?
Girl 1- Look it up

by Anna Lluve November 12, 2019

Law of averages

A water ingression problem

Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit

by anonymous January 14, 2021

Average Basher

An averagely attractive member of the opposite sex.

Look at her, she's just an average basher.

by Randompeg October 16, 2008

Average warthunder player

a person who owns atleast a tiger h1, a L33, a kv2 and a fucking locust with eyes and atleast a body pillow on it and spams "Attack the D point!" On chat like the fuckass weeb retard he is. Mainly watches nothing but warthunder content and girls und panzer, and the only thing he listens to is fucking katyusha and sakkijarven polkka, and lastly spends a large amount of money on motherfucking gold eagles.

johngle_arsongaming: damnit my friend is now the average warthunder player

Asshole69420: Attack the D point!

by Johngle arson September 5, 2025

Average Joe

This term is used for people who really don't have anything going in their life, or look the part of an uncharacteristically ordinary person.

"He's just an average Joe. All he does is go to work, eat and sleep."

by Dr. Rizzmeister June 7, 2023

better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025