The blue auntie is calling you
by Crybaby101crack September 07, 2020
An Asian women who exhibit internalized racism, particularly by rejecting their own cultural or ethnic identity and expressing preferences or biases aligned with Eurocentric or Western standards. These attitudes may manifest in ways such as proactively and unprovokedly stereotyping Asian men in public, distancing themselves from their heritage, or upholding white-centric beauty and cultural ideals.
She is an Auntie Lu she refuses to date Asian men, citing stereotypes like 'they're too nerdy' or 'not masculine enough,' He looks like my brother"
by iamnotanon November 29, 2024
by Liptip January 11, 2023
Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
The most terrifying and most feared insult in any language known, and has the power to win any argument with a simple phrase.
Andrew: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u
Andrew: ur dad lesbian
Jeff: ur auntie a thotie
Andrew: *entire human race vanished from exsistence*
Jeff: no u
Andrew: ur dad lesbian
Jeff: ur auntie a thotie
Andrew: *entire human race vanished from exsistence*
by The reincarnation of Jesus March 14, 2018
by Sister Squad Engine 1 October 30, 2018