Another Joke Bites The Dust

For use in the event of a failed joke.
Someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan "another joke bites the dust...". Hilarious.

Person 1: yeah, and that's what your mother said last night!!
*tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter*
Person 2: Another joke bites the dust.

by geeksinlove December 9, 2008

The princess is in another castle

1) The event in which you expect a female, only to get something else (like a dude) instead, especially in the case of dating a transvestite or someone similar. The phrase originates from Super Mario Bros., where instead of getting the princess at the end of all but the last castle, you end up rescuing a Toad instead.

2) The event in which a female does not show up at the appointed place and/or time.

Male 1: "Dude, I went out with this one bitch, only to realize she was really a guy!" Male 2: "Haha, the princess is in another castle!"

by Ilikesex12 December 14, 2009

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

Can be used in two cases. One for the girls and one for the guys. When this is said to a girl, it means dont play with other blokes dicks. When said to a guy it means dont touch up my girl (rhubarb being a nice sweet dish when added with sugar, girls being nice and sweet)

Boys: Hey man, thats my girlfriend you're trying to impress. Stop it, never rub another mans rhubarb.

Girls: Hey there bitch what you doing? That guys coming on to you. Remember I'm your boyfriend, never rub another mans rhubarb or else. (fight)

by Si_B June 28, 2005

anothony

anothony is the cutest little boy you'll pass by in a lifetime. Once you get to know him,he is the best of friends and always has your back. his caring and kind to everyone and can always cheer you up. HE IS WAY BETTER IN EVERYTHING THAN ANTHONY

kid1; the boy you were with yesterday seems like an anothony
kid2; yeah nah his super cool

by thecoolestoneout June 24, 2019

Another more

a.) A freshly rolled joint by ray, to be smoked in the morn.
b.) A tribalist who is a racialist
c.) A mother mourned
d.) Ever been warned?

'Oh, good day old chap.....i was going to roll another more... is your mother mourned?'

'I'm not a racialist you know, i'm a tribalist. You see i'm white and he's pointing brown. He's a good old chap.'

by Another More May 26, 2008

Brother From Another Mother

Term commonly used by one Christian man to another. This makes sense since all Christians are "brothers" (belonging to the body of Christ) but most have different mothers.

Since you were saved, you've been my brother from another mother.

by Redeemd October 1, 2009

Another one

Regional (Syracuse, NY) derogatory term used to describe someone the speaker dislikes. i.e. A jerkoff, a stroke, a moron, etc... Encompasses many insulting terms without actually stating them.

Person one: "Hey, did you hear about what your neighbor did?"

Person two: "Screw him, he's another one."

by Dickie68 August 30, 2012