Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019

ummm idk actually

ummm idk actually

ummm idk actually

by b0caj3214321 February 28, 2025

Actual bloody mary

The act of putting period blood in a glass and mixing it with Vodka for an unusual tasting drink

Guy 1: Dude this chick gave me an actual bloody mary

by Yumi_54 May 17, 2009

Its 2021 and why the actual fuck is this word still on trending?

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Its 2021 and why the actual fuck is this word still on trending?

Its 2021 and why the actual fuck is this word still on trending?

juan

by tanukiluke July 11, 2021

Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

Actual Thanks

To thank someone and really mean it.
Repeating the word " Actual " afterwards implies the magnitude of the thanks

You really helped me out , Actual Thanks !
OR
GUY: Your the best man ,Actual thanks .
You: No problem !
GUY: Actual bro

by Raccoons May 24, 2018