Preston accent

Basically a speech impediment to be perfectly honest

Yuck you have a Preston accent. Excuse me whilst my ears bleed

by 9.9.9.9.9 March 18, 2024

indica accent

When you’re so high no one can understand what you are saying

I’m sorry, I tried explaining the directions in my indica accent and that’s why we now have 3 doggy gates instead of new coffee table.

by Professor Pun October 14, 2021

Deepwoken Accent

Deepwoken Accent is an accent no-life Deepwoken players adopt after they grip 7 freshies at lower erisia.

It often includes the words/phrases:
"5 barred"
"spin back"
"wipe yourself"
"I'm bouta Dawnwalk"
"Silentheart Son or Onlyfelinors Daughter"

And many more.

Scenario A
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Person 1: "My Social Studies teacher gave me an A+ for this project!"
Person 2: "Bro 5 barred a project"
Person 1: "You need to get off Deepwoken! You have attracted the Deepwoken Accent."

Scenario B
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Person 1: "Would you rather have a silentheart son or an onlyfelinors daughter?"
Person 2: "Can I have an onlyfelinors mom?"
Person 1: "What."

Scenario C
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Person 1: "I hereby sentence you to 17 years in federal prison for committing physical assault to a child over a video game"
Person 2: "Your honour, you weren't there, wipe yourself."
Person 1: "Overruled."
Person 2: "Watch your back lil freshie, I'm spinning back on you the moment I come back."

by Lixivin April 10, 2024