Asshole 

Someone who resembles an awkwardly large dinosaur, smug cat, or ogre. They have a penchant for counting money and wearing ill-tailored suits. They can often be seen frequenting banks and loitering outside commerce buildings. They travel primarily by foot or by bus because the audi belongs to their mother. They like to have a lot fun and often interpret normal conversation as being extremely dramatic. Assholes comprise a surprisingly large portion of the population.

That boy you met at the pub the other day, he's a real asshole.

Asshole by Oxford Pressss April 13, 2011

asshole 

A person who possesses a gallon of grain alcohol infused riot juice for a longer period of time than that which is deemed appropriate.

Steph is such an asshole.

asshole by Squids Phillips November 21, 2011

Asshole 

A very french word

Zach is an asshole...pardon my french!

Asshole by heyzach December 11, 2012

asshole 

The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag

This asshole was sitting next to me on the bus yesterday, he reeked!

asshole by iwillnotgetbutthurt April 4, 2013

Asshole 

A closeted attention whore who posts terrible childhood pictures of their best friend in order to get "likes" on Instagram and Facebook. When that no longer proves to be enough of a thrill, they create obnoxious fake Instagram accounts using their friend's nickname and post annoying pictures posing (sort of?) as said friend. They're charming, really. An asshole may also be defined as "Allie."

Allie is an asshole.

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Asshole by Jcrack April 29, 2013

asshole 

a person who tells you the truth about yourself in a society where everything is sugar-coated to make you believe that everyone is prince charming and there is nothing wrong with you.

"Man, that asshole over there just told Jim that sagging his pants wasn't cool."

asshole by sammaaayy September 21, 2012

ASSHOLE 

An asshole is the guy whom a woman takes home from the bar and when all the clothes comes off he is then a different person. He changes into a rogue, inconsiderate insensitive person. He is pushy, bossy and overly aggressive sexually. He has no feelings- or at least no real feelings. He cums inside of her when he just promised he wouldn't. He pronounces his love or care for her then is gone before she even wakes up. He even rifles through her purse while she is asleep and even steals money from her! He is all the guy she thought he wasn't the morning after. She is all regret, because she trusted and brought a guy home who turned out to be a asshole.

ASSHOLE PUSHY COCK HOUND RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT JERK

ASSHOLE by Captain Save A Hoe October 11, 2013