Bog Log

Self explanatory, really - a bog log is a shit, or a turd, or a poo

Wow that bog log is big enough for Grizzly Adams to build a cabin with it.

by london che February 8, 2006

burning log

An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.

"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."

by brandesign82 August 24, 2016

poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

Log Box

A log box is a chemical toilet, however it has been used more as a synonym for a toilet.

"God am bosting for a cack, a'll have go to t'log box."

by Log Box User October 19, 2008

Rasputin log

A bowel movement that keeps coming back despite multiple attempts of being flushed/disposed of.

I locked myself in that chick’s bathroom for a half hour because I couldn’t get my Rasputin log down the shitter.

by Hillerro April 11, 2009

Assaulting the log

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.

So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.

by Centipede Gerard August 29, 2009

yule log

one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event

Tidings and joy everyone, I have broken out the yule log, let's rejoice!

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008