Smut

The best medicine for horny teenagers

“Dude what are you doing?”
“I’m reading smut.”

“Why?”
“Because it makes life better you uncultured dipshit.”

by Sexy_chicken643 August 22, 2021

Gods of Smut

A very cringy organization full of people who have spent their entire lives on writing smut. Mainly residing in the BTS catagory. Although majority of what they write is fluff, they read some kinky shit. The best part of their existence on Wattpad is that they host THE God of Smut. Some call her Jungcock for her obsession with BTS but most of her friends call her 'Daddy'. They are truly above average in their beliefs of the Jibooty... honestly they are merely fanfiction writers with no reads and are willing to do anything to get some...

"Honestly the Gods of Smut are pretty stupid authors but fun to be friends with"

by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018

Smut

Its what people in CT call a girl that is a hoe

"Nah dont f*** with her she a smut"

by Girl from the D May 28, 2021

Pulling a Smut

When you buy high-end hardware for the master race PC but don't use it as all

Guy: I want to buy this latest survival game for my 3090
Me: Don't be pulling a Smut! You won't play it, just another game to your collection wasted

by The One Who Speaks February 5, 2021

smut tv

In regard to reality television shows, refers to the stupid vapidity and mindless entertainment that appeals to the lowest common denominator low brow audience.

Garbage tv, shows you'd find in the dumpster.

"Hey wanna watch The Bachelor?"

"No, thank you. I don't watch smut tv."

by FaceLikeASlappedAss March 7, 2024

smut

means youre amazing , sometimes taken as an insult = /

shut up smut , no disrespect

by Click Clack Bang August 23, 2009

SMUT

A dick sucking meth whore. Precisely, when you and your old lady smoke meth, get extremely sexual, and you fight with her directly afterwards....you call her a "SMUT"!

The man: "just shut the fuck up, you fucking SMUT"

by Wayward Weirdos' 0511 March 9, 2022