sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

Polly Sit

the derivative of Amy Sit

Sit*d(Amy)/dx = Polly Sit

by po11y November 28, 2022

zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.

Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.

by Raditude July 22, 2012

Sitting "OOPS!"

A sitting "OOPS!" is a person who will make a mistake even when they are doing nothing.

Oh my gosh. Look at that sitting "OOPS!". He just spilled his coffee on himself.

by Bob Chum Person December 1, 2017

Sit Stop

When you are driving and you or someone else in the car have to go poop. (or if its a girl just do anything) Hence the word "sit"

Joe: anyone need a sit stop before we get on the highway?
Amanda: yes, i have to so bad!

by stevie rock October 24, 2008

Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.

"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."

by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022

sit roasted

When you only sit on the biggest of dicks by a campfire.

Wow, Lu loves getting sit roasted when he goes camping, isn't he a big gay?

by JonVonBovi July 13, 2018