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Health Shape

An easy way to sort food groups.

Normal plain looking foods such as: Bread, Cream, White Sauce and Aspic, keep the body ticking over just nicely.

Fancy show-offy foods such as: Cooked Meats, Fruit Salad, Soil Foods and Yolk will clog up the body, with unnecessary detail! Oh no, it's all broken and on the floor!
Student: But somethings... wrong
Teacher 1: Exactly, how we do know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Teacher 2: Well that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape.
by poopoojones November 17, 2022
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The Shape Sorter

When someone inserts a variety of hollow shapes into their anus and holds it there. Their partner then has to guess the correct shapes dildo to achieve anal penetration
Dude, we were doing the shape sorter last night andshe was trying to peg the crap outta me last night but I just kept on blocking her with the star shape.
by ageagainsthemachine October 8, 2021
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Swing me your shape

It basically means "give me your credit card" , it's used so police won't notice criminal activities
Hey yo boss , "swing me your shape" right now, or else
by Patri The Blasphemous April 1, 2021
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got shape

by classroom teacher March 1, 2017
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The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
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Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.
I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.
by ThePhyxr February 11, 2015
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Shape

An amazing friend who encourages you to learn, do good in life and be creative. Has a variety of things for your every need and doesn't share your secrets with anyone. Funny, Supportive, Artistic, even Ed Sheeran is in love with it!
Everyone must have someone who brings out the best in them. I'm lucky to have Shape!
by cvvcccc November 24, 2021
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