patriots daddy

Nick foles and Eli manning

Eli manning and nick foles beat the patriots in the super bowl so that’s them the patriots daddy

by Lil dick gang February 16, 2018

patriot moat

Creases that appear at the top and bottom of the belly from when an overweight person sits for awhile before standing; the cum-gutters of the obese and stationary.

"I need to stop being so sedentary. My patriot moat was a deep red when I finally stood up after spending hours organizing my erotic Donald Trump photo directory."

by philottsoraptor March 20, 2023

Patriotic Genius

It means anything the utterer wants it to mean, therefore it doesn't mean anything to anyone. Usually used by idiots

An ex aquaintance of mine has a "fighting for Britain bulldog tattoo thingy on his arm. He's currently stationed at HMP Wandsworth, fighting for Britain. 5 years I believe. I think he's studied for loads of O Levels or whatever they call em now. 24 in total so far I reckon.

A case proven Patriotic Genius if ever there was one.

by Rupit May 9, 2018

Honored Patriot

A sex move where after you cum while having sex with an ethnic woman you yell "God Bless America!"

Man 1: Look at Tom, he is one honorable man of America with his flag and gun.
Man 2: You already know he pulls the honored patriot move on that sweet Latin assistant of his on the fourth of July.
Man 1: No question about it.

by NollyPolly March 12, 2021

Patriotic Education

An US public education curriculum devoid of any real criticism of its government or peoples actions during its history. Giving the citizen a false sense of understanding how things came to be and why things are the way they are.

Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.

When Steven got into college and took US History 101, he was stunned to find out the police used to beat the shit out of MLK during his peaceful protests. His acquaintance Jamal leaned in and said, "yeah you must of gotten that Patriotic Education back home".

by slickridley November 16, 2022

Patriot Missle

When a female squirts into the air, and a male attempts to blast it out of the air with his load.

Megan launched a salvo of squirt at the wall, but I intercepted it with my Patriot Missle.

by ThePatriotAct March 22, 2021

patriot sauce

A milky condiment popular among Americans, primarily used to further enhance the flavor of greasy, processed foods. Also referred to as ranch dressing.

'Bout to polish off this pizza crust by dipping it in some patriot sauce.

Can I have a side of patriot sauce for this here corndog?

by Rafufu September 19, 2016