Ned

NO ! ALL NEDS ARN'T THE THUG YOU'VE DESRIBED CUZ NED ISN'T ONLY THIS EXPRESSION BUT ITS ALSO A FIRST NAME
SOME NED ARE (or at least are tryin' to be) REALLY GOOD !
FIGHT WITH ME AGAINST THE NED RACISM
#IAMNED

person : Hello
Ned: JUST "HELLO" CUZ I AM JUST A NORMAL PERSON

by lil' snowgirl November 21, 2021

gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot

we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying

by gypsiez November 06, 2010

jeg sidder altid ned

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.

simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018

Ah Ned

A shortened and more stressed term in place of Holy Ned

Ah Ned! I forgot to do my homework.

by Catsandbluetongues February 11, 2019

ned patterson

This is a person who is very loyal with his tight group of friend and likes to start building projects with his friends and is very skinny, he is a little extra terrestrial and eager to eat into cycling and has great catch frames like YAAAAAAAAAH AND YEH MAN

Man ned patterson is gr8

by BOOOOOOOOOY January 14, 2019

filthy ned

the act of having relations with a girl and her mother in the same night

Did you see darragh done a filthy ned

by redsauce77 April 24, 2023

Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned

by Lil pierre October 14, 2015