John

A super sweet guy who anyone is extremely lucky to have in their life

John is the best!

by Joy will come September 9, 2016

John

a very attractive guy, loves to eat pie and has a lot of friends

glad I'm your friend john

by jacko101jjdhjdhffh8383 i uJAJA March 1, 2017

John

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.

That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there

by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019

John

sex master, sex man, sexguy, meme master, sex manguy, owner of irony house and oscar chat.

Random Nigga : John is sex master sex guy sex monster

by oklolbruh October 11, 2019

John

Another word for penis

The boy i had sex with last night has a tiny john

by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020

John

John
Stand: killer queen
A tall fat kid with a jojo’s obsession

Look at that cunt John

by JohnWAJojo’sObsession July 18, 2018

John

John is loving, caring, very family oriented, hilarious, just a tad bit jealous, and a fucking awesome boyfriend. He treats his girlfriend like a queen, will love her probably more than she loves him, he will be super affectionate, and always want lots of love. He needs constant reassurance, he’s very insecure on the inside, he might have a childhood trauma that caused it. John, he’s athletic, probably plays basketball, he lives to make people laugh. He’s a sweet guy, super generous and kind, he’s always willing to help someone out.

Girl: who’s that guy?

Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice

Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*

Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky

by JuliusfromArea51 September 25, 2019