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tattoo hangover

n. the physical and psychological discomfort that arrises from the crushing realization that the body art that seemed so perfect at two in the morning after an unknown number of cocktails is hugely embarrassing in the sober light of day.
"Last night Ricky J. was showing off his multi-colored 'Ricky Is A Momma's Boy' tat to everyone he met, but this morning he has a tattoo hangover at the thought of having to live with it the rest of his life."
by Stephen Mette May 15, 2008
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Fictional Hangover

The period of time after you become enthralled with a movie, television show, or book, and are still stuck in that story's world. You will, for a split second, think that ordinary actions, noises, and, sounds, and objects are going to result in a different outcome based on what fictional world you have just emerged from.
"Dude, I saw someone show thier ID to a bartender and immediately assumed that it was psychic paper. Doctor Who is goving me such a fictional hangover."
by Rocketsgalore May 22, 2013
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Placebo Hangover

A phenomenon that can only be put down to self trickery.
When you go out one night and decide not to drink, everyone else around you is drinking or already drunk to the point of obliteration. You go about your night sobre, maybe get caught up in the present drunken vibe, retire late / early morning - with everybody else.
You wake up at an un-godly hour of the day due to the late night - BUT, you feel shittier than times when you've been unrealistically drunk.

It is clear that the brain is either so used to dealing with excessive alcohol - blood ratio on a saturday night, it brings you down the next day regardless, OR you are such a lightweight, that just being around alcohol is enough to bring on a hangover.

Personal experience shows the latter observation to be false.
Dude 1: Dude, I feel WORSE today than most hangovers .. W..T..F!?! I was sobre all night!

Dude 2: Placebo Hangover dude *shakes head* .. my condolences
by RyRy28 September 16, 2011
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Hipster Hangover

The ill feeling one gets after excessive exposure to hipsters. Experienced primarily by those living outside of the East side of PDX (Portland Oregon).
Brian: Dude, I have such a hipster hangover after the Shins concert at the Doug Fir Lounge last night!

George: Quit being a bitch. Let's go get a coffee at Stumptown.
by Westsider3000 February 24, 2013
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Pinochan Hangover

A Pinochan Hangover (see also Pangover) occurs when one gets some pinocha at night which causes one or both parties in said activity to sleep like a baby. However, in the morning it often results in a desperate need for a couple more hours of sleep. When it isn’t possible to get these additional hours of sleep, a Pinochan Hangover occurs.
“Dude,you’re looking kinda rough this morning. Did you drink too much last night?” “No man, I gave her a mustache ride and pounded her like a mallard duck last night. Slept great all night but could have used a few more hours of sleep. I have a pinochan hangover.”
by Dr. Shirley January 18, 2023
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Haydu Hangover

The feels you experience after devouring one of Corey Ann Haydu's novels. Symptoms include slight depression, self-discovery, speechlessness, freedom, etc.
Oh man, I'm suffering from a Haydu Hangover after reading Life by Committee... big-time.
by briana_reads June 30, 2014
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Coffee Hangover

Coffee Hangover is a stage of disorientation after a long day functioning on coffee when the effect wears off. This usually happens similar to a crash except at it's worst, usually on a long day of getting up early with minimal sleep. The coffee hangover consists of several stages.
1. Slight Irritation. You may become slightly annoyed or bothered. You probably are starting to lose some energy at this point.
2. Loss of Patience. You've lost patience with most things at this point. You just don't care by now and you can't stand being around people.
3. Mood Swing. You may become emotional, sad, or angry depending on your condition.
4. Disorder. By now you can't even walk straight and your words and thoughts don't make sense. You shouldn't attempt to communicate with another human being at this point.
5. Shutdown. At this point you have no energy left and you'll have to lay down. Don't even bother trying to sit up. You may pass out. Nothing but sleep, Acoma, or hibernation can fix this by now
I don't know if this definition makes sense because I'm on a coffee hangover.
by Anti-hater skater June 8, 2015
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