Brad Jorgenson

Brad Jorgenson is a true lewandowshi eater and lover. He likes his women big and extra thick just like lewandowski.

Brad Jorgenson : To Brad sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.

by foreign hoez November 30, 2017

Brad Shoop

A man who does not do what he is told.
A wild man.
𝘼 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙.

Man 1: Hey you! go do that.
Brad Shoop: no u.

by Fadwingle April 10, 2022

Brad Ness

The property of being like bread.

Also, a politician who does not know how to use the advertising potential in his name.

Vote for Brad Ness! Bring bread back to America.

by The Bread Gals October 20, 2020

Brad Russell

Brad Russell is the very definition of both femininity and masculinity. The mere sight of Brad causes intense and wild orgasms. His one-size fits all dick and pussy have caused the straightest of men into cock worshippers. His cavernous asshole has launched expeditions by the UN into it’s unknown and undiscovered colon. Brad has the world record for three-pointers in a single season and is currently on a 4,000,000 dollar contract with the Lakers. Whenever he is shown on TV, birth rates multiply tenfold. Brad haircut has caused a worldwide switch to mandatory buzz cut with a small amount of gelled up hair in the front. Brads’ veluptuious ass has created a small yet growing religion of those looking to seek slavation within Brad and consider him their only deity. Brad Russel’s chode is considered a medical anomaly by researchers studying his body. His dick is 5 times thicker than long.

“Last time I saw Brad Russell, I almost came in my pants in front of the whole class!”

“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”

by Follower of Brad April 29, 2021

brad quant

dumbass. likes to keep secrets and says he doesn't have any. "Don't worry about it" Had about 20 gf's but "hasn't dated" Is almost failing spanish. Is still in love with his ex's. wants to fuk daily.

That was such a Brad Quant thing to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Alexia=-08y766 May 24, 2017

Brad Leech

A well known nonce from North West England, loves watching local u9's football teams in small shorts playing. Often masturbates to inappropriate pictures of dogs in suits with their red rockets out

Wow man you're such a Brad Leech sometimes, always hanging around the kids from the local football club

by Callamity247 November 28, 2019

Asian Brad

the kind of dick you meet studying for physics 2. By senior year you want to kill him but you also can't make it through school without him. Even though his dumbass keeps bringing ya down, he also keeps you laughing so it's kinda worth the friendship. Also known for being a bit abrasive and judgmental to his best friends.

Asian Brad worked with me on Dynamics 2 homework and ended up just copying all my work, but I laughed the whole time so I'm really not even mad.

by sosengineer October 8, 2017