Brendan

Brendan is the literal GOD of sex. The male version of aphrodite. He is one of the sexiest man alive and is a must do in bed. His cock is the biggest compared to everyone else. He will fufill your wildest dreams.

Person 1 "OMG I had Brendan in bed last night and it was AMAZING"
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."

by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

Brendan the furry

Furries tend to be named Brendan

You: Look, there’s Brendan
Friend: are you sure he’s not Brendan the furry?

by uzqx January 1, 2023

brendan

he is a dick he likes to hit on guys and he also has very many boyfriends

how look a brendan hitting on another guy

by jeremiah sayan March 7, 2019

brendan conover

good person that I love cus yea :)

person: hey did you hear about brendan conover?
me: yea he’s a really good person I love him <3

by hidden person June 14, 2021

brendan hagan

He goes to holy cross and he gets zero bitches.

Hey Tyee uk that faggot down there, I think his name is Brendan Hagan.

by Allah I akbar February 10, 2018

Brendan

a fucking narc

“Fuck Brendan he’s a terrible person”

by Tagzyy May 24, 2023

Brendan

A sonic fan who been sending dick pics so long that he started in 5th grade and is tall I guess...

Girl 1: Omg Brendan is so cute!
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...

by Brendan’s_Ex July 2, 2018