Pooka Bear

A majestic creature who is the god of all that lives in the clouds. They are the guardians of the planet to protect humanity. Pooka’s have the traits of everything you would want.

That man who saved another’s life has shown traits like a Pooka Bear

by Llama goat July 05, 2018

shelf-bear

when four big hairy men are stacked on top of each other during intercourse.

I met your friends and we did a shelf-bear together.

by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs March 27, 2022

Bear gram

a group of guys jizz on a girl and roll her around on a barbership floor

for valentines day, me and 5 of my friends gave my girlfriend a bear gram

by Rob Kovell February 11, 2009

Bargain Bear

Any small rodent commonly taken as a pet. Usually a hamster or gerbil.

Jemaine: What do I do then?
Brett: Stand over here, and stay hidden. Pretend you're looking at the bargain bears. Indicates hamster cage.

by Telling March 17, 2009

Ington-bear

A suffix used for just about anything, derived from the old british stop motion show "Padington Bear" and Created by Adrian Shegstad and Sean Wholey.

1. Suck my Cockington-bear.

2. FOR FATHERINGTON-BEAR

3. You look like Danny Gloverington-bear, ya sick son of a bitchington-bear

4. Ingtonbearington-bear

by Seanic January 19, 2009

Cyclone Bear

A species of bear that has control over small cyclones. They live all across the middle east, especially India where some huge cyclone bears have been spotted.

"Huge Cyclone Bears?! ... oh wait no that news story is about a large cyclone that is about to hit India."

by Arch Bishop of Tranterbury October 12, 2013

Minus the Bear

Another completely fantastic band from Seattle, Minus the Bear's music is generally classified as alternative punk. The name references an old TV show, "BJ and the Bear", if you were to subtract the bear from this expression, you would be left with a BJ. With insanely clever song titles such as "Houston, We Have Uh-Oh", "Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister", and "I Lost All My Money at the Cock Fights", this fine group of musicians mainly sings about drugs, women, and booze because they know the meaning of life.

After becoming familiar with Minus the Bear's music, the various track names often tend to become a part of one's regular speech patterns.

Minus the Bear consists of:
Jake Snider- Vocals, Rhythm Guitar
David Knudson- Lead Guitar
Cory Murchy- Bass
Erin Tate- Drums
Alex Rose- Keyboards

Erin Tate is quite possibly the best drummer ever. Never mind that he is at least half god.

Hey man, I'm going to see Minus the Bear at the Showbox tonight!

Tim: What's up dude?
Dan: Oh not much, I'm just kickin' it like a wild donkey, that's all.

Jake: Well, what do you think?
Dave: I'm totally not down with Rob's Alien.

Hey, have you listened to any Minus the Bear lately?

by Fine+2pts January 08, 2009