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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023
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1 in the 2

When you piss in a girl's butt hole.
Dude, I heard santos gave a chick a 1 in the 2 at fresh choice.
by Billie willie November 15, 2013
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1, 2, 5

the act in which a disgusting male or female inserts one finger, then two, and then a whole fist into the vaginal canal giving the woman a weird pleasure in her sleep because she was so drunk she didn't know what was occurring.
I can't walk today, I think someone gave me a 1, 2, 5 last night!
by American fisting association November 29, 2018
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1/2 STROKES

When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.
Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.
by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018
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1-2 slide

When a customer and his drug dealer dab each other up and trade the drug and then the money at the same time.
Hey bro, 1-2 slide.”
“ Yah bro hold up lemme get the stuff.”
by Shsuacs November 20, 2019
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1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick
Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch
by Cryptdog April 23, 2019
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