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Jason Post

Any sexual position or move that leaves the lady sexually unsatisfied in the end
Hey Kim What's it like to sleep with Kanye West?
Horrible, dat niggas favorite move is the Jason post.
by Digestive_Squire April 20, 2015
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post-grunge

A term used to describe a sub-genre of rock music that has been inspired by original grunge music.

Sadly, many fans of original grunge dislike post-grunge music since they feel that post-grunge bands have "watered down" their music and made it "radio friendly" or basically in a way sold out to mainstream music. Unfortunately this is somewhat true. Just as with any genre of music, there are bands that are willing to give up their unique musical style and creativity that gives their music it's power just to make it in the music industry. However, this does not apply to all post-grunge bands.

A lot of the post-grunge sound is simply an evolution in music. Just as grunge was inspired from rock music such as punk and metal, post-grunge is an inspiration of grunge music and another genre such as metal, heavy metal, soft rock, blues, etc.......which ever the band would like to use to express themselves.

As long as the band is putting their heart & soul into their music, there is nothing wrong with a post-grunge style. Post-grunge bands deserve equal respect. Not every person will have the same taste in music.
Grunger 1: Uggghhh......I don't like post-grunge music. It sounds watered down and mainstream.....like they sold out to the music industry. It's kinda insulting to grunge music.

Grunger 2: Yeah a lot of bands have.....but not all. Some are just incorporating another style of music with good old grunge. Doesn't mean they're compromising the creativity and emotion they put in their music. They're just playing their music in a way that they feel expresses them best. Candlebox, Bush, and Seether are a few of my favorite post-grunge bands.

Grunger 1: Hmmm......yeah I think you've got a point there. I'm just not really fond of that particular sound I guess.
by Grunger Grrrl December 14, 2010
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post face

A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)
Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
by Rafael13 September 12, 2011
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Post-DonkeyKong

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.
Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.
by Danvk September 21, 2011
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Post retail

Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.
Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.
by Etak_soda November 27, 2011
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post-microwave

The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."

"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
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Post-Cuck

The act of dating a person's ex while they are still around to see it.
Wait, So your best friend is dating your ex girlfriend? That's some post-cuck shit right there.
by NouriMT January 16, 2017
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