head music

music for when you get head

"she tied back her hair so I put on the head music out of instinct"

by Kaiser18724 February 15, 2023

musical "bacon bits"

Crisp "juicy deep-fried" twangy-electric-guitar undertone/accompaniment-accents that create satisfying additional fullness/richness to a bouncy melody.

Succulent "fruits 'n' vegetables" compositions --- i.e., songs with lovely bold tones from horns, woodwinds, strings, and keyboards, and with a nice lively thumpy-thump beat --- are all well and good on their own, but they are always so much more audibly "fulfilling" if there are a moderation of musical "bacon bits" sprinkled in throughout the tune, as well. Check out towing-serviceman Ron Pratt's theme song on YouTube to see what I mean.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

The Year the Music Died

When music became utter shite.

Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

Country Music

A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z

Dolly Parton is a Country Music Icon

by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024

street music

The kind of music played at a young person's wedding.

*old fancy guy says to other old fancy guy while at the wedding of a young couple*

"Are they playing street music?"

"Oh Jeeze, sounds like Ludacris or that Run DMC fella, I'm appalled."

by Stefcellresearch January 2, 2019

Musically declined

When a person won’t ever admit or flat out like a song you show them. They only like songs they find on their own, even if one of those songs they were shown before.

I showed him A classic song that everyone likes, but he’s musically declined, so he said he didn’t like it.

by Polymuse June 3, 2021