Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

pants crouton

When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.

I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton

by Johnthefaun October 11, 2015

Sausage pants

Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.

Can also apply to adults.

Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!

by escyr April 15, 2022

Hobo pants

Designer clothes especially pants that are manufacturer with rips, tears, and patching that simulated extreme wear or age in the pants or clothing. A type of conspicuous consumption that alludes to being fashionable but in essence is demeaning towards individuals who as a matter of lifestyle or wherewithal can not afford new clothing.

Hobo pants are newly manufactured clothes / clothing that appears repaired, worn, tattered, or old. Considered trendy and fashionable, generally found made from denim clothing items.

by Tang_Wenbo August 20, 2019

Pantelis

Pantelis

Pantelis

by Opa124 November 24, 2021

pants tear

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.

He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.

by Filth June 4, 2016

Pants

Slang/street terminology traditionally used to reference street heroin, but used with rapidly growing popularity to reference street fentanyl with its growing popularity. Historically pants can refer to any street opioid,. Note* Sides=crystal meth; shirts = crack cocaine.

-Hey bro you got pants?

_Yeah we got pants, sides, and killer shirts yo! I have soft to, buy only pussys still rail that kids baby candy.
-Word, I'm good for shirts n' sides. I only got 2 bills anyways so just a 1/2 ball o' pants.
_I can give ya 1/2 ball and a couples pts of side.
-Right on, this your benzo pants right?
_OF COURSE! Best shit around...put ya on the nod for sure, and have your new custy to OD ratio will be off the charts. I'm getting at least 10 new customers for everyone that drops man!
-Fuckin' rights!!! Oh and I'll take an ounce of soft...
_WHAT? you fucking pussy!

- Shut up! You know I'm cookin shirts bro.
_yeah yeah, that's what they all say

by I have what you need May 28, 2022