Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

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Cookie Dookie

Poop from a cookie and/or poop that is made of digested cookies.

I ate too many cookies. I need to go take a cookie dookie.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

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copper cookie

When a female is on "her time of the month " but the dude still wants to eat the "cookie"

Bae, I love your copper cookie, it taste soo good

by Momma69 March 23, 2016

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Icicle yeti cookie

"When I wake up in the morning I go to"- SHUT UP
a cookie from cookie run kingdom that is kinda meta in a frost team though and has A horrible theme song and also the main character of their special episode

N/A : I like icicle yeti cookie
Me: what
N/A : icicle yeti is just so-
Me: I HATE THE THEME SONG
N/A : I wasn't talking about the theme song I meant:
Me: ENOUGHHHHH

by Mr. Alli the girl and man December 12, 2023

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