David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails

I can't believe your a David Ochoa

by Crispybola November 22, 2021

David Rubino

an Italian entrepreneur famous for his catch phrase "Sono n'omo popo gentile"

woman: Hi Rubbi you want to get into bed with me?
David Rubino: te stacco a caposscia na capito io faccio e reaccio a modo mio e non me devi romperca viva duccio

by Uomobomba July 26, 2022

David

A player that hurts girls, he is very tall and usually has brown hair. He is nice to his friends and family and that is about it. David thinks about usually only himself, doesn't take other peoples feelings into consideration. David can never keep a girlfriend for usually more than 1 week.

Damnnnn never date David! He'll be gone in a FLASH!

by B.Shoootsss April 27, 2019

David

A retard

David is a retard

by Goodgiy4321 June 21, 2024

David Stephen Gil Domingo

Ang mukhang nakakaamo dahil alam mong macho gwapito.

Sobrang David Stephen Gil Domingo ko talaga naiingit sa akin yung boypren mo.

by akokainkrayolaaa June 3, 2015

david bovgay

Is a very ugly women. A no nipple, hairy bitch. Twiddles with technology all day long.

It's a David bovgay! She must be with tech support.

by Hy-Ching April 25, 2014

David

Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.

“David, stop being a shit head”

by Pissypantspomade November 13, 2021