Apple

Why type of isaac newton motherfucker searches for the definition of apple. It's a fruit for fucks sake it doesn't have a fucking definition you smooth brain moron. I mean what the fuck were you expecting "the apple is a red fru- who the fuck doesn't know what an apple is what are you from fucking africa

What you had for lunch
"Oh I had an apple in a little baggie" rotten shit we're in the public education system they give us salted cardboard on a fucking tray.

by Wrinkled brain November 30, 2020

Apple

It is a type of fruit which has many different variations including the granny apple, pink lady and many more

Mother, may I have a apple please?

by Bob Janes, T marrrrttttt August 10, 2023

Apple

Technology for sad people, desperate to pretend they're cool.

Sariah is so pathetic. She bought an iPhone thinking that would fix it, but she didn't realize Apple makes you more pathetic.

by Vicky Vegas February 18, 2022

Appling

Picking up poo on the side of roads

Man I guess I gotta go appling today. Its gonna stink so bad.

by Mr Cheeze April 20, 2023

Jazz Apple

Jazz apples are a type of apple developed in New Zealand. They are a cross between Royal Gala and Braeburn

Hey, Tesco are doing a deal on jazz apples, they're half price!

by your mum gaming April 24, 2019

apple-knocker

did u rlly think there was a word such as apple-knocker

nope.

stop being an apple-knocker

by apple-knocker April 16, 2018

American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 16, 2024