That one older male colleague with some sort of learning disability but he’s thick, can’t do fuck all and needs to be fired
Andrew is a retard
by Fairyfrog August 27, 2025

Person One: Wow did you see Dave continue holding his GME through a 12 million dollar loss?
Person Two: Till Valhalla you diamond-fisted retard!
Person Two: Till Valhalla you diamond-fisted retard!
by IllChicken-5658 January 29, 2021

Retarded = a White Liberal
by Dinkholejones June 3, 2022

Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.
Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”
Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being
sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being
sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
by JaKhaki_Twin May 1, 2021

Ur a RETARD
by Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human December 10, 2020

Friend: What does a pineapple grow on?
Madi (retard) : A BUSH!
Internet: Pineapples grow on a houseplant.
Madi (retard) : A BUSH!
Internet: Pineapples grow on a houseplant.
by Emmy03 February 22, 2019
