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Jake

A guy who’s girlfriend is an annoying Whiney looney who only comments in about herself. She is always hungry and wants her nails done. No one wants to hang out with her but the Jake keeps bringing her around
Oh my god bruh his girlfriend is so annoying why does he still bring her around, no one likes her.”

“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”

I think we all know a Jake”

“Don’t be a Jake”
by Redneckdog302 April 14, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle

Named his testicles the Jim and ben

BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop

Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it

Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS
Guy: why are you like this
Jake: I’m a jake tahts what I do
by i am a persn April 4, 2021
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jake

he picks rice all day with his massive shlong and like to play videogames naked
hey jake he is a nonce
by jakethebigman69 April 27, 2021
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A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
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Jake

"Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.
Ezra: Wow he's being such a Jake, Ruben!
Ruben: Yeah, that guy is a MAJOR Jake!
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Jake

Jake is bot.
by Jimm12245653 April 17, 2019
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Jake

Either you like this nice dude or you hate that psychopathic bitch
Person 1: Aw look its Jake!!
Person 2: Ew no Jake is psychotic
by kat3r1n December 3, 2018
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