Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 9, 2022

Take the L

A term losers use when they know they are going to lose but are scared.

"Ima just win already. Take the L yk its finna happen"

*he then lost*

by PhatPanda. January 11, 2023

Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.

"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"

by annataskerlover April 25, 2023

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

taking the George

also taking the george micheal, ie taking the michieal or mickey.. to take a rise out of someone

look at what he's worn to the wedding............. is he taking the George

by Shakey71 April 25, 2010

Take a Kirby

To defecate before a major event.

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Take A Mokon

Taking a Shit

I need to take a mokon and blow this concentrated evil out the back of me

by Nepharius November 17, 2023