Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019

take a thick L

when you destroy some nub in videogames you say take a thick L n00b lel lol!

DestructinatorYT (who you should totally subscribe to): *kills n00b* TAKE A THICK L YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT

by Destructinator-sub to me on yt March 10, 2019

Take your badguy around the corner

Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.

When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.

by Sand Digger May 3, 2019

Taking Mine

When someone is insulting or taunting a person. Or being insulted.

Arthur: Hey Camron! have you ever worked on AI?
Camron: Yes, I calculated 2 + 2 and got the answer 4. Isn't is AMAZING??
Arthur: Uh, my concepts of AI are very poor then.... lecture on AI for an hour.
Camron: Arthur is taking mine.

by CaptRog3709 May 4, 2019

take the badguy around the corner

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.

I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.

by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.

"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."

by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019

Taking a lane

Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.

*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.

Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”

by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019