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Post-Shower Clarity

Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.

It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
Alex figured out how to ask out the girl he liked without panic thanks to post-shower clarity!
by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025
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Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011
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Vanity Post

A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019
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Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg
Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression
by CumCorpse April 14, 2025
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Bara Posting

Posting a multitude of images pertaining to capybaras on a media platform, digital or analog.
Person 1: "Why does Jessica only post pictures of capybaras?"
Person 2: "Leave her alone, she just likes Bara Posting."
by patriosaurus July 24, 2022
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No Posting Day

July 1st... Nobody posts anything on social media for an entire day
Bro you ready for No Posting Day?
by iamthatguy767 June 30, 2020
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