Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.
by Applejackmeoff March 11, 2019
Get the P&Mmug. 
Something that is searched when a person is at the peak of boredom but somehow goes higher. Achieved by going from up to down on the keyboard and alternating the shift key at the same time.
You: I already typed qwertyuiop and 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=, what else is there?
Your friend: Have you tried !qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/_"+.
You: I could try that!
Your friend: Have you tried !qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/_"+.
You: I could try that!
by (insert_name) August 18, 2024
Get the !qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/_["+]mug. A work of art.
Her eyes will leave you mesmerized for hours.
Her smile will make your entire day.
She has great sense of humor but don't let her know that.
Her laugh is very contagious, you've been warned.
She is a great friend, great support, but can't remember things very well.
Amazing body, included in the package.
Warning: cries a lot, so be kind to her.
If you need help with your fashion style, she is the one to call.
She is also an actress in Surf Up.
If you capture her heart, don't be an asshole and she will give you everything you need and more.
P.S. Don't call her goat, trust me
Her eyes will leave you mesmerized for hours.
Her smile will make your entire day.
She has great sense of humor but don't let her know that.
Her laugh is very contagious, you've been warned.
She is a great friend, great support, but can't remember things very well.
Amazing body, included in the package.
Warning: cries a lot, so be kind to her.
If you need help with your fashion style, she is the one to call.
She is also an actress in Surf Up.
If you capture her heart, don't be an asshole and she will give you everything you need and more.
P.S. Don't call her goat, trust me
by Lana_backwards November 22, 2021
Get the Lucija P.mug. A really hot man who can beat you in Clash Royale, Mario Kart and more. He can also steal your girl in a second!
by Wonder100 September 21, 2020
Get the Alex Pmug. by yeboiyounes December 23, 2019
Get the no pmug. Someone who has smoked a viscous amount of methanphetamine creating a slurry of a brain/ someone with severe down syndrome
by Jamoneywoney June 3, 2021
Get the P brainmug.