Music for the Incel moment

A musical style described to encapsulate the frustration of Incels.
Leading Musical Artist include "ModernBaseball", "Kris Sobanski" and "Zevia".

What is this song, Why do they sound so sad about not getting laid? ... it sound like some kind of "Music for the Incel moment"

by Luis J Gomez September 21, 2025

Burger Music

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.

Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.

“I was getting ready to close until Tyler started playing that fuckass burger music.”

by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025

Bagel Music

'be͡ɪɡə͡l 'mju zɪk

Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.

"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."

by Not Lucas Marcus October 8, 2025

Shabnam the Musical 2

The sequel to the 2021 Shabnam film, Shabnam the Musical, released in 23 May 2025.

SHABNAM THE MUSICAL 2 IS SO GOOD OMG 😭😭😭😭

by bcshabnamfan2002 October 11, 2025

Co Worker Music

This is the type of music your millennial Co worker might listen. Typically really corny rap, or music that was meant only for a trend on tik tok. Dax and Tom McDonald are prime examples.

My uncle had aux in the car and he played the worst rap EVER
"We like to call that Co Worker Music"

by Silentpainuntildeath October 19, 2025

Designer Music

music that has become more of a statement to listen to rather than an art form, saying you listen to it is the equivalent of saying "I wear Rick Owens by the way" or "Yes I wear number (n)ine, how could you tell?" in fashion terms

Loser: "Yo have you heard the new (insert underground album by generic underground artist)
Normal Human: "Nah bro that shit is literal designer music"

by Digglera October 20, 2025

Music crush

like how some people have hallway crushes, work crushes, celebrity crushes.
this is a music crush maybe you listen to a certain band or artist a lot and just get a giddy feeling over a song.. or the artist in general a lead singer, the drummer... etc its just a cutesy little crush and you feel happy knowing your a fan of ones work you appreciate them! don't be parasocial tho, or weird abt it...

*person 1* "omg i just love their music so much! either something about their voice, or the sound the vibe they create it just makes me all happy inside"

*person 2* you're totally obsessed with them like you have a crush you're such a fangirl

*person 1* :O like a music crush!

by bluebeeslollllll October 31, 2025