Fuck me in the ear

Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.

I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...

by Scar01 November 7, 2010

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Me too thanks

Me too thanks mean one can relate to an experience and is grateful for the relatable story. Usually used in reference to mild disappointment or jokes about suicide

Man I want to die

-Me too thanks

by Why can't I die? May 20, 2016

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Kiss me eyes

The look given when a person wants to be kissed. Usually occurs when staring into one's eyes, then a quick glance down to the persons lips, then back up to the eyes.

Seen in every movie with a romantic kiss.
"bro she was so giving me those "kiss me eyes"

by Vladimir Krugger May 4, 2008

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fuck me in the ass

1) an interjection used when something unexpected happens

2) an interjection used when something does not go as planned or as expected

3) a legitimate request for anal intercourse

1) Shit, that mouse kicked that cat's ass! Fuck me in the ass!

2) Dammit! The Minecraft server admin banned me! Fuck me in the ass!

3) Oh, yah, fuck me in the ass!

by russianwarrior November 19, 2013

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wearin' me out

an expression used to illustrate the fact that something or someone is either: 1) annoying you to the brink of emotional breakdown, 2) is testing your physical, mental, or emotional fortitude, or 3) just plain pissing you off.

I told Evan he was wearin' me out after begging me for 16 straight days for a Birmingham booty call.

by brunettexo05 December 26, 2008

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