testicle milk

Semen

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

Bilking your Milk

Touching yourself in a pleasurable manner and getting caught

"Oh God! Are you bilking your milk on the subway?! "

by Janlevinsongould May 3, 2018

dirty milk wormshake

A sexual prank were a male cums/ejaculates in a milk shake with worms and feeds it to his partner.

"Damn i gave that girl a dirty milk wormshake"

by Lick it like a lolipop January 2, 2020

Milk

The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Milk

The excuse Dads make to leave your life and may or may not come back

Dad:"Kids I'm gonna buy some milk I'll be back"
Kids:"Ok Dad!"
(20 years later)
Dad:*comes home with Milk* "Kids I'm back! I missed you all!"
Kids:"Fucking Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Milk

What my dad left to get 10 years ago

Hey son I’m going to get milk
dad no please
Dad leaves

by wholeftme10yesago January 24, 2020

Milk

A white liquid in which your Dad went to get but he left for 17 years

My Dad went to get Milk but he has not come back.

by xXel_papa_de_los_PollitosXx January 27, 2020