Jake Dahl

The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.

No your the cutieeeeee.

God damn this Jake Dahl goes down like fine wine.

by Weedzon February 3, 2022

Jake

A boy who runs away from year 7s but gives it verbal to everyone he thinks he’s bad but get violated majority of the time

Quick it’s a year 7 do a jake

by Fagstar77 April 15, 2020

Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: A black guy
Jake: A white guy

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors

by Psychological terror December 14, 2020

Jake

the legendary Jake from flamingos diemart video where he killed Jake in Roblox with a sword a second or two later a loud bang was heard and the king truely felt fear for the first time

all right; satisfactory.
"everything was jake again"

by airpods203040 June 5, 2024

Jake

A guy that's a kleptomaniac, but is the bestest fucking guy when he can be. He will insult you sometimes but will be really kind and sweet with you when you need it. He is always there for you and will fight anyone that offends you. Everyone needs a Jake in their life to have a wild time, and to just chill with too. He's so lovable but crazy, he will kiss your hand when you are sad and slap ya bum when you're happy.

I just got kissed and slapped at the same time?!
Yeah that's a Jake

by suckmystickywilly November 21, 2021

Jake

Cake

Cake Jake!

by Ollie0312 January 24, 2022

jake spicer

a guy who thinks hes a fuckin lad but instead he has a small dick and is gay af, he thinks he can skate but he really is a shitty human being and he is a waste of skin and time

"Aww ehsay lad, do you got any money?"
"Go away Jake Spicer, you are gay"

by Unicornilieus_69 October 29, 2015