The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.
by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025
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a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole
by Jake January 17, 2020
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Dam I just got all the dam broken wheels studs in this fuckers truck. Where the hell is he at? Where's Jake??
by Old man mechanic ass October 18, 2025
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Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”
You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
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