Jake Morris

A man who's very sexy and gets all the girls. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet. However sometimes you'll question his sexuality. but if your a Jake Morris then you'll have hoes on top of hoes

Wow, he's such as Jake Morris just want him to have my kids

by JakeypooMaurice December 15, 2022

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Jaking It

To engage in idle contemplation while others observe, often leading to excessive self-doubt and repeating the cycle.

Your turn is taking forever. Stop Jaking it and get on with it already.

Jake's Jaking it again.

by Koochman April 14, 2025

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Jake

He has a big nose

JAKE HAS A BIG "NOSE" BECAUSE HE IS JEWISH

by L4nc34L0t February 27, 2019

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Jakes are normally better then Riley’s.

Jake is better

by Potgeyt May 6, 2021

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The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

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