hit the dice

What frat Bros say to people in passing

Non-Frat Bro: "What's Up?"t
Frat Bro: Nothing, about to hit the dice"
Non-F rat Bro: Cool....

by CuzBro November 29, 2015

Hit the apex

Reach peak orgasm.

Man, I really hit the apex last night.

by SuperDeluxeDong February 20, 2017

directional hitting

pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games

i only use directional hitting

by mlbtheshow2021 May 02, 2021

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 09, 2023

1.5 Hit wonder

When someone is slightly better than 1 hit wonder status.

John and mike became Co-champs in fantasy making John the first ever 1.5 hit wonder

by Luckyonethirteen January 04, 2023

Hitting the turbz

Going fast in your car

Christian thinks he can be hitting the turbz but when he try's his crappy 240sx breaks down.

by Hitting the Turbz May 20, 2017

hit the glove

Beat the dick, Choke the chicken, spank the monkey

He admitted that he hit the glove last night

by Richnyung124 September 04, 2015