Hit

To fuck something/someone.

Person 1: Dude, would you hit that?

Person 2: I'd hit that so hard, if you could pull me out, you'd be the king of England.

by Gabe Unick March 4, 2009

z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.

Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty. The NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2014

bloody hit

when you dive down of a girl on her period and take a bong rip after

dude she wanted to smoke so i saw the moment and took the meanest bloody hit

by RizzSavant September 4, 2023

One-hit bummer

A song that sounds really good the first few times you hear it, and after that it just gets annoying. Similar to the classic one-hit wonder.

Bob: *listens to music* "Gah! I hate this song! It used to be so good!"
Steve: "Aww dude, sounds like you have a one-hit bummer

by Eric Churchill December 14, 2009

Hit five

Markiplier did in fact hit five when playing Ultimate custom night pt. 2. Aka meaning you did something, doubted yourself then to realized that you were right in the first place

I totally hit five when I answered that question from the teacher

by cici_me February 2, 2022

Gimp Hit

In an online game when you attack a player that is annoying and weak for no other reason than they are annoying and weak.

This is often accompanied by a post of "Gimp Hit" using the in game chat or message system.

Yeah, he is only a level 300 but he was being really annoying so I gimp hit him.

by GettingTheBear June 18, 2011

Homo-hit

A homo-hit is when you get knocked out and mugged by a seemingly homosexual person.

A: Hey bro what happened to you?
B: I had a homo-hit! He took all my stuff!
A: That damn homo!

by SteveTheEpicGamer February 22, 2019