Death slap

A death slap is were you catch someone unexpectedly and slap them so hard in the ear and side of the head it kills them of fucks them up permanently.

So this dude sucked me off and stole my wallet so I snuck up on him in the gay bar and death slapped him. He’s now def with no equilibrium.

by Getf***ed420 October 26, 2019

rockstar's death

When you drink too much and black out and throw up while you're laying on your back and choke on your puke and die.

YOU: My friend died the rockstar's death this weekend.
PERSON: How honorable.

by 6969bootyeater6969 May 29, 2018

Death

something that happens

I mean, it's gonna happen to all of us eventually. Death will do us part

by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022

Death Tears

When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.

Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.

by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016

scrumptious death

When someone dies and your mouth starts water.

Isaac wrote this.

oh. he died. (Licks lips...) oh. nice. oooooooooooooooooh. ooooooooooooooh. oooooooooooh yeah. such a scrumptious death. Yum

by SuchSillyGogCreamingONyou69:) November 23, 2025

tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!

by Hexous1 April 12, 2015

death foresight

A saying for when a funeral happens without anyone having died beforehand

"Black Sabbath and other bands held a death foresight for Ozzy Osbourne"

by Aussie123hehe July 10, 2025