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Chris might be one of the prettiest and kindest people you'll ever meet during your entire life.He is handsome and caring.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you get to know a Chris,keep him at any cost,he'll make you believe in love again!
Person A:Look Chris is comin'
Person B:Damn,"smiles",I think I fell in love
by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022
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will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”
by Datchungis November 22, 2021
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Is a boy that is so freakin fine💗. He will make you want him. It’s like love at first sight 😩.
Chloe: have you seen my bae Brandon, he so fine

Lyric: have you seen mines?
Chloe: Chris??
Lyric: yes girl he is boyfriend goals
Chloe: he so fine I need him 😩😍
by Chrisissofine June 2, 2018
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Chris is a guy who loves the trend of looking up your name on Urban Dictionary. He tends to think that things like that are cool because they shine through to your originality.

Chris-minded people often enjoy hanging around others who also enjoy being the center of attention.
Chris' only listen to Top 40, Beyonce, Rihanna, and occasionally Justin Bieber. They're not like other Chris...es.

Chris is also very sarcastic.
Did you see what Chris said? Humor? I'm triggered.
by john_dorian November 23, 2021
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The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.
by Jerwinastocus July 11, 2021
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This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉
When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.
by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023
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Chris johns

Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.
by Badass6995 June 6, 2018
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