apple macaroni chicken wings

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.

'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''

by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025

Bobbing for apples

Trying to do something that is difficult, much like how it is difficult to bob for apples.

I’m trying to complete this project at work but it’s as tough as bobbing for apples.

by alberteinsteinstwinbrother January 28, 2025

Apple pound

When you fuck an expired apple pie

I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie

by Tremdom January 28, 2025

Apple Pound

When you fuck a warm expired apple pie

I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie

by Tremdom January 29, 2025

Apple

A type of nut that is planted from the underground and sprouts in the driest conditions. Also known as a projectile for mortars. It is popular on the internet due to a virus of the same name.

P1: "Dude, my mom just died..."

P2: "Apple."

by FluffyFelineMusketeer February 4, 2025

Apple

a round fruit with firm, white flesh and a green, red, or yellow skin

to peel an apple
apple pie
an apple tree
apple sauce

by sunodim February 10, 2025

bad apple

When a girl throws an apple up into a witches hands, then a house appears with a book, then a rabbit stops the book, then the witch eats it and litters it onto a mansion, then the apple becomes a woman, then the woman becomes a vampire that drops a cup, then the cup becomes a maid, then the maid throws a knife, then the knife becomes a vampire, then the vampire gets cut in half by a ninja, then it pans to a hot person cooling off, then a leaf turns into a boat, then a scythe turns into satan, then the sword becomes a woman with fire, then the fire becomes 2 women, then the women merge into the moon, then 2 women reach out, then the moon becomes 3 musicians,

bad apple: then the musicians point to animals, then one of the rabbits shoot a bullet, then leaves appears, etc.

by visaa February 15, 2025