Apple

Why the fuck are you searching for the definition of a fucking apple... just kill yourself

Apple

by Niglet GOD February 5, 2018

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

Apples

THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!

Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"

by appleganda March 16, 2025

Apple

A company that wants all your money

Apple
Tim Cook: We want all your money

by Grimstone (The Demon Wolf) October 30, 2018

Omao apple

The person who made the phrase omao but gets no credit

Well it’s time to die. Omao
Haha noob spelled omao wrong. And we never saw her again omao apple

by iddunno January 29, 2021

Appling

Picking up poo on the side of roads

Man I guess I gotta go appling today. Its gonna stink so bad.

by Mr Cheeze April 20, 2023

apple macaroni chicken wings

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.

'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''

by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025