Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental
5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental
5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018
Get the Chris Lahnmug. CLEARLY god's favorite person that was created because a man like Chris Brown can sing, dance, AND draw. He is LITERALLY the best looking man on earth so don't do him. He look better than you and your mother so go on with that.
-Lat time i checked, you couldn't dance, sing, or, draw.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.
by XxbeanzzzxX September 6, 2022
Get the Chris Brownmug. A mythical creature known to frequent disbanded PlayStation party chats and overgrown lawns. He spends most of his days trimming hedges or ranking up on battlefield 6. Many believe he is here to protect and serve the people of Pittsburgh while many others disagree. One thing is for certain, Two things are for sure, People are asking if Chris is back… Yeah… I think Chris is back.
Person 1: Yo, did you guys see Chris Hoakins just got online?
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.
(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.
(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.
by RDESlick November 5, 2025
Get the Chris Hoakinsmug. 1. Someone who does not play fairly and lie for his own personal gain.
2. Someone who will tip a beer on the floor and then pretend to finish the drink
2. Someone who will tip a beer on the floor and then pretend to finish the drink
by Hucklehoff October 4, 2018
Get the chris fostermug. The thiccest boi on all the earth. fat ass with a tiny weiner. Needs to shave that unibrow and needs to stop fucking his brother cousin uncle mom aunt step dad relatives. Also has a really bad barber
by chriscarrisfat April 11, 2017
Get the chris carrmug. The "Chris" Effect, where someone gives off the impression that they hate something or someone with a passion, but in reality, they have a deep affection or love for the aforementioned
A guy I know plays this game for many hours almost every day, but he always talks about how much he hates the game, as he continues to play it. I think he has a case of The Chris Effect
by JoeModest July 10, 2025
Get the The Chris Effectmug. The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame
by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018
Get the chris christie expressmug.