A rotund member of the Asian race, who although very rippliscious, tells perfectly fit athletes that they need to lose weight and get a girlfriend. They have a tendency to take advantage of mentally disabled women, by courting them, and bragging about their relationship. Their attitude is known as "fatboyindenialitus". Although these disc like creatures do their best to walk (passing it off as a quick waddle) in front of others, they have been observed rolling to destinations when they are not around their "peers". This is much more efficient for them, but they need to eat lots of food in advance, much like a bicycle tire needing air.
"Channel 9 news is sorry to report that our cameraman has been crushed by a stray Big Disc-Douche on a long roll."
by Pinguino October 06, 2012
A pair of people who, together, have a greater negative impact than the sum of their individual efforts. Based on the "dynamic duo" of Batman and Robin who had the opposite, positive effect.
So, what have your neighbors been doing lately?
Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.
Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.
by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 14, 2010
Someone who spends $200 on a pair of jeans (not to be confused with someone who buys a $200 computer graphics card).
by He of One Letter May 21, 2009
An individual from the great state of Kansas, usually a Washburn University alumnus/alumni, that is in fact a douche.
by Teesk February 22, 2006
Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.
by karment August 26, 2010
The guy who enters the room while you're watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Guy 1: Hey you watching a movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
by bry814 September 29, 2010
A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.
by Jack Meoff February 03, 2005