Shitty Titty

When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.

I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.

by Mortariontyphus April 27, 2019

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 05, 2017

Titty warbler.

Someone who when confronted with large breasticles begins to warble in a Florence and the machine type tone. Also an unofficial FIFA approved insult when an opponent scores a jew goal.

1) "she's got big tits" ... " waahhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhh"
2) why do you always jew goal you massive Titty Warbler. (northern insult only)

by Tittymagician November 15, 2012

jiggle my titties and throw me down the well

an expression of frustration

"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"

by bpop100 December 29, 2020

titty dumper

A embarrassing prank where you grab the wire underside of a woman’s bra and pull outward and upward, causing her titties to be dumped downward out of the bra. It’s like a reverse wedgie, but for breasts.

Susan and I are always playing pranks on one another; when she leaned in to hug me today, I surprised her at the last minute by giving her the ol’ titty dumper.

by Gotcha Fishman November 30, 2024

garfield titties

when a bitch got orange titties

“yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”

by owenmiller July 19, 2021

titty nic

Any type of nicotine stored in bras by women, the top isn’t touching the boob, it’s simply sticking out the side of the bra. Don’t be afraid to hit of some titty nic! You won’t die

Boy 2: let me get a hit of your nic
*girl 1 pulls it out of her bra*

Boy2: I dont want your titty nic!
Girl 2: here hit off mine that’s in my pocket

*few minutes later*
Boy 3: nobody wants titty nic dude
*boy 2,4 agree with him, but boy 1 stays silent*
Girl 2: where the hell else are we supposed to put it so we don’t get searched? Up our fucking pussys?

by kava414 April 16, 2024