mashed potatoe

When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy

Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe

by u fat sao February 22, 2015

potato bish

A girl or guy who is always copying u or others on anything they envy will steal credit over anything and act all nice towards everyone else BUT YOU and when u tell someone about them and how much u hate them they will think u are the bad one!

girl: OMG SHE IS SUCH A POTATO BISH
guy: no shes a nice girl ur the pototo bish
girl: dont said i did not warn u -____-

by potatoegurl2005 August 15, 2016

looking like a potato

ugly as a sack of potatoes

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.

by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020

Saggy potatoe

When you sit on your balls and one becomes swollen and the ball skin stretches.

"Dude!"
"What?"
"I got the worse saggy potatoe!"

by WtfHumor November 30, 2015

House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house

Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.

by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022

footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 25, 2010

Limp-wristed potato peeler

The art of being so pathetic and useless that cease to be useful in society. A potato peeler with a limp wrist cannot perform their assigned job thus being useless.

Anthea stop doing that, you look like a limp-wristed potato peeler.

by Trash Panda11 July 07, 2022