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you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone
We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato
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Potato

A potato is a big, fat, and oval-shaped food that most families love to make. You can make potato chips and French fries. {Yummy}....

Also, they can be a kid's best child:)
Trans: Man this potato is delicious

Woman: Yup I made it in the oven
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potato shit

when birb and potato knish become one and you make potato knishes but then shit in them it’s pretty pog ikr
ayo potato shit wyd mamas
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Potato

Definition: The potato is a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae.

Additional Info: Potato plants are herbaceous perennials that grow about 60 cm (24 in) high, depending on variety, with the leaves dying back after flowering, fruiting and tuber formation. They bear white, pink, red, blue, or purple flowers with yellow stamens. In general, the tubers of varieties with white flowers have white skins, while those of varieties with colored flowers tend to have pinkish skins.

After flowering, potato plants produce small green fruits that resemble green cherry tomatoes, each containing about 300 seeds. Like all parts of the plant except the tubers, the fruit contain the toxic alkaloid solanine and are therefore unsuitable for consumption. All new potato varieties are grown from seeds, also called "true potato seed", "TPS" or "botanical seed" to distinguish it from seed tubers. New varieties grown from seed can be propagated vegetatively by planting tubers, pieces of tubers cut to include at least one or two eyes, or cuttings, a practice used in greenhouses for the production of healthy seed tubers.

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Sasha Braus from Attack on Titans signature look. NOBODY else is a potato.
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potato cooker

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.
Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker
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