Post-Salem Depression

A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.

„Why are you so sad?“
„I just graduated and miss my friends, I have Post-Salem Depression“

by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021

Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism

Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism, also Post-Spacetime Supernaturalism, is a philosophical worldview that holds that the supernatural, also extranatural and paranormal, exists beyond spacetime, where several or all elements related to religion, spirituality, esoterics, occultism, metaphysics and extraphysics, such as spirits, souls, consciousness, afterlife, reincarnation, extraphysical mechanics, divinity, gods, deities, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms exist beyond spacetime and cannot be determined by things inside spacetime, but they can be felt, experienced and even accessed in spacetime, and, in some cases, bring to the spacetime by some means, such as spiritual means and technological means. Post-Spacetime extranaturalism also believes in post-spacetime extraphysicalism and post-spacetime extramaterialism, where both, extraphysicalism and extramaterialism are about what’s beyond spacetime and they are excellent to determine things beyond spacetime. Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism also rejects any notion and idea of naturalism, physicalism and materialism since it considers there are things beyond spacetime and it says there are 99,9% of chances to exist life, properties and things beyond spacetime, such as spiritual beings, gods, deities, aliens and even things as souls, spirits, consciousness, afterlife, spiritual worlds, spiritual realities, multiverses and other extraphysical things as well.

“Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism is an interesting theory, it might be good on the understanding of what’s beyond spacetime and even encourage people to study what’s beyond spacetime, even it might take a lot of time until post-spacetime studies and technology start to being developed.”

by Full Monteirism June 1, 2021

post nut

Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.

Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.

by PapasFritas March 22, 2023

Post-mystery tristesse

Post-mystery tristesse: the regret and unhappiness you suffer after a particularly effective cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened

Oh no, they can’t do that! They can’t leave us here!?! We have to wait a WEEK to find out what the hell HAPPENED!?! The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me for real assorted groans

by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025

Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy

The clusterfuck of Theocracy, Kakistocracy, Fascism, Oligarchy, and Corporatocracy that the American government is becoming, all stemming from the dismissal of democracy and the use of unfair and outdated vote counting processes like gerrymandering and the Electoral College that give greater power to smaller states per capita and whiter populations per congressional district.

"What is going on in the big ol' USofA these days?"

"Oh, not much. It's just becoming a Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy. No biggie."

by P E N G U I N August 30, 2025

Post Officed

To blame or be blamed for something that was the short comings or mistake of others.

“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”

by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016