daddy pig

a pig that is hot

omg daddy pig is sooooooooooo hot

by HiGuys:) November 24, 2021

Daddy pig

Very dirty pig. Loves putting its bacon into others snout. loves it when others call him daddy pig and shouts pork me, pork me. loves to suck curly tails

From Aussie Peppa pig, daddy pig gets caught

by pork meee July 16, 2021

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012

Dirty pig roast

Reverse blumpkin. Female being eating out while taking a poop

I gave her a dirty pig roasts last night

by Jbird20 February 21, 2021

Screaming Pigs

Tasteless "screamo" music that closely resembles the sound of pigs screaming.

My roommate came out of his room to clean the living room with some screaming pigs.

by dprfunk January 15, 2015

Guinea Pig eating a banana

A small girl taking a huge dick

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.

by Tranykingtruck October 23, 2015

Pigs in blankets

A food that consists of small sausages wrapped in bacon. It is eaten in Britain lots.

Guy 1: dude what did you have for breakfast today?
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!

by Jkl66710 October 15, 2017